Last Christmas by Wham -created by Aliens?

The theory is that Aliens have been around this planet for years. Creatures from other worlds may have built the pyramids. Think about how they are put together and still standing without government regulations and OSHA. I mean that has to be super natural doesn't it? What about the fact that aliens paintings exist in ancient times all around the world including South America to Egypt and to Africa and they all depict Aliens looking the same. They remind me of a friend of mine's ex girlfriend. Skinny, big forheads, bug eyes, I imagine they smell like black pea soup.

I heard Barry Gibbs of the BeeGees say that songs are sort of just floating around in the air and it is up to he and his brothers to snag them and pull them down. Like all songs have all been written and only the talented people can hear them and translate them and bring them down.

Could this be Aliens that put these songs in the air....and could George Michael been a guy who could hear these? How else would you explain that the man who wrote Careless Whisper with one of the biggest hooks in music history, a song that has carried on way past many other 80's hits, a song that Deadpool himself has reincarnated, would also be the guy who tortures you every holiday season starting after Halloween and lasting through the ringing of the New Years butt plugs.

Last Christmas, ironically never made it to number one, getting beat out by Do They Know Its Christmas. A song written to end hunger in Africa and also featuring George Michael. You can be in the supermarket shopping for those deli meats and yeast infection pads and before you know what happens you hear those bells and good old George start singing 'oooh....aaahhhh.......'. You know the rest of your day is set up for disaster like the 800 pound man's diaper when the tape busts. It starts in your head.......'Last Christmas, I gave you my heart....'

The drunks at the bar at 7:30 in the morning take out their fake teeth and forget about the halitosis. The tears start flowing. The emotions run rampant. And then.....they start singing "The very next day, you gave it away"

The song gets hopeful, as though the Aliens writing it wanted us to feel as though this year is better. "This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special"

Only problem Aliens, what if they found noone special.....maybe they got so messed up from their heart getting got that they can't find anything. Maybe nobody wants to swipe on them. Maybe their pets run away from them. Maybe they had to take out an ad on a milk carton to help find where their missing heart went. DId you ever think of that you ET, reese's pieces eating sons a bitches. Go back to your anal probes and stay out of our holidays. Tell that jolly fat fuck to shimmy back up that chimney and I'll give my heart to someone special I am damn good and ready to.

Merry Christmas

Enjoy

-the Dr